Here are some thoughtful predictions for 2021 that have been compiled by the crack staff at The Lucky Puppy.
- 2020 model cars will start disintegrating.
- COVID19 will mutate into a form of airborne AIDS.
- Your cell phone number will be revealed as the Mark of the Beast.
- President Biden forms a commission to prove that birds don’t exist.
- Heterosexuality will be outlawed.
- The Government will video tape you 24/7.
- Gingers will form a new political party.
- Marijuana will be legalized nationwide, as well as Heroin and LSD.
- White privilege cards will have a $500 limit.
- Early voting will begin in April for the 2024, 2030 and 2034 elections.
- Gender will be entirely eliminated.
- Sasquatch is finally proven to be real and are registered Democrats.
- 200K 2020 election ballots are found aboard the International Space Station.
- Hurricanes will start being named after cars.
- Donald Trump creates the Office of the Ex-President.
- Flogging returns to the U.S. Navy.
- The U.S. Space Force reveals that they have been living on the Moon since 1975.
- A nuclear detonation obliterates Detroit, but no one seems to notice.
- The voting age is reduced to 16, the drinking age is reduced to 14 and the age of consent is reduced to 10.
- Jesus returns, throws His hands up and promptly leaves.
2 thoughts on “2021 Here We Come”
Hey Walter!, It’s Mike Romeo, I served with you in “B. FLT”, Red Section, at George AFB between ’79 and ’83. How have you been? It would be great to chat with you and get caught up. I’ve tried to contact others from those days but so far have had no luck. I’ve even got on the “Together We Served” website and left messages for two people we knew back then who joined that site, Bill Hines from “A FLT” and David Lesko from the tool room, but so far I have not heard from either of them. There’s even a 37th AGS facebook page, but with nobody I recognize, although there appears to be a photo on the ramp with Acft. 69-7251 in the newer gray wrap-around paint scheme. Anyway it would be great to hear from you. Feel free to email me if you get a chance. You’d be the first person from those days to get back to me since those days. P.S. Biden Cheated!
Sure Mike, post the link here.