As 2013 comes to a close it’s time to reflect and ponder. We humbly offer the following.
George Washington spoke with a British accent.
If vegetarians want to save the animals, why are they eating their food?
Micheal Jackson, Princess Diana and Elvis are all still dead.
John Hinkley did not know that Jodie Foster is a lesbian.
Factoring the Earth’s speed through space, while reading this you are going right around 67,108 mph.
If you breed a Boston Terrier with a Pugg, you get a Bugg.
When dead people fly on American Airlines they are listed on the manifest as “Jim Wilson”.
“Kurt Russell” was the last thing ever uttered by Walt Disney.
Porn legend Ron Jeremy appears in “Ghostbusters”.
Spock’s first name is Edward.
President Kennedy donated his presidential salary to charity.
The Detroit Lions have played football for 83 years and have never won the Super Bowl.
Harrison Ford and Pee Wee Herman have never appeared together in the same movie.
Chuck Conners, “The Rifleman” taught at West Point.
Hitler’s home phone number was 12-00-5-0.
20,864 people died of hunger today.
.–.-. is Morse Code for the @ symbol. It joins the Period, Comma, Question Mark and Slash. The Colon has yet to make the cut.
Two National Football teams have marching bands. The Redskins and the Ravens.
The average age of the children adopted was 7 years.
The average age of children waiting to be adopted is 8 years.
A person with red hair has a better chance of being beaten to death than a homosexual.
If someone is shown lighting a cigarette and smoking it onscreen, the movie is automatically rated R.