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The XXXI Olympics In Rio de Janeiro

The 31st Olympiad is off and running in Rio and we’re without a Telly. The crack team at The Lucky Puppy soldiers on.

First a word from the sponsors of the Rio Games….

Sorry about that one. It almost made it into the FAILS section.  If anyone has a CLEAR AND IN FOCUS video about the uniforms please drop it in the comments below and we’ll see what we can do.

FAILS

Apparently shooting a fire extinguisher at the Olympic Torch is how Brazilians protest the Olympics.  Video is a compilation of shot showing what it’s like to go out for a jog in a Police State.

This was at the 2016 Singapore Games but WTH watch these guys at Rio for more epic dives.

 

Whoopsie.

 

Taken from the hall in a wheelchair, she returned later to compete helping Team Great Britain to a third place going into the team finals.  Watch it again.  Did you catch the robot voice saying “Team Gigabyte”?
Dutch cyclist Annemiek van Vleuten will remain in hospital but is recovering well after a high-speed crash in the Olympic women’s road race.

Can someone with a medical background help me understand why the second medic touches her butt?  Olympic officials inspecting the course prior to the race voiced concerns that this turn was dangerous and the edge she fell on particularly dangerous.

Here's Anne without the funny hat or bandages or stitches.

Here’s Anne without the funny hat or bandages or stitches.

AND THERE IS THIS ONE

Children and those of you with weak, girly feeling may choose to avert your eyes.


Only making it worse, he was dropped by paramedics when he was on a stretcher. He vows to return in the 2020 Olympics. If the Mooslums don’t destroy France by then.

 

FINAL THOUGHT

Olympic Butt Plug

Anyone but me notice that the Rio2016 logo in 3d would make a stylish butt plug?


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