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The 2012 RNC Convention Events Schedule

2012 Republican National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG CEREMONY
 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA
 7:20 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – “Invoking  Our God Almighty to Calm the Seas”- Cardinal Timothy Dolan
 7:45 pm Life Boat Drill.
 7:55 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
 8:00 pm “The Myths of Global Warming”- Bill Nye
 8:30 pm “The Wonders of the Female Body”- Todd Akins
 8:55 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
 9:00 pm Tribute to Seal Team Six- Marcus Luttrell
 9:30 pm Memorial service for Ronald Reagan
 9:55 pm Barrack Obama Blooper Reel on Jumbo-tron,
10:00 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
10:05 pm “Drill Baby Drill!”- A Musical Cabaret starring Sarah Palin
10:30 pm Selective Readings, Poetry and “Recipes from My Mother”- Micheal Savage
11:00 pm KEYNOTE ADDRESS- Ronald Reagan
11:45 pm “A Convention Without Walls”- Rush Limbaugh
11:50 pm Live Execution on Jumbo-tron- Huntsville Prison, Texas
12:15 am “For Those Imperiled on the Sea”- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
12:25 am Mass viewing of the Emergency Broadcast System Message on the Jumbo-tron.
12:30 am Delegates ordered to don life jackets- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
12:45 am NOMINATION OF MITT ROMNEY – Governor Mike Huckabee
12:55 am MITT ROMNEY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH- Live from a Motel Six in Bradenton, Florida
1:15 am Broadcast of General Distress Signal- Fox News
1:25 am “Nearer My God to Thee”- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
1:30 am FIRING OF THE DISTRESS ROCKETS- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
1:55 am GENERAL EVACUATION OF DELEGATES ORDERED- Paul Ryan
2:00 am Search and rescue of survivors begun- United States Coast Guard


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  • Ken Rankin August 26, 2012, 15:09

    ROFLOL!!! I love this…very cool…

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