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Real Resumes

None of this is made up. People really did put this stupid crazy shit on their resumes or job applications.

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The Five Monkeys

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs underneath it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold [...]

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Your Second Monday Motivators

So you had Monday off. Great now get back to work. But before you really get back to work, here’s a smile or two for you.

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Back to Work

Having had a wonderful Labor Day weekend with family and friends. Having dodged hurricanes with nothing lost but bother. Now it’s back to the Grindstone. Back to the harness. Back to Work. But as we do, please remember to be safe. Think before you act. Please remember to be kind, to think before you speak.

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Intra-Office Emails

Actual thread of office emails.1. As you may have heard, there is a new Flightline Driving regulation. This regulation has not been implemented. I will send out a notice when it will be implemented and when I will begin testing on it. Also, once the regulation is published it will be available online. Thank you [...]

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The Five Monkeys

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs underneath it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold [...]

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