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The Top Ten Reasons the Thunderbirds Suck

10. They don’t do anything without being told to first. 9.  It’s hard to maintain a tight formation while puking on yourself. 8.  They wear G-Suits. 7. Inverted formation in these shoes? No way. 6. Nobody on Base talks to them. 5.  They steal tools and equipment.  4. All their wives have boyfriends. 3.  They [...]

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I met Pat in 1977 when we were both stationed at George AFB. We became friends and then he became my flight instructor. he was one hell of a pilot.

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Sylvia Wagner-DeWall is an amazing woman. She escaped the Church of Scientology with her Family and Marraige intact.

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HOW MY AIR FORCE CAREER WAS DESTROYED

Yeah, I’m going to charge you to see this video because I bare my soul. Become my Patron and I’ll tell you how I was falsely accused of rape.

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God Bless the 37th TFW Officers Wives Club

When the 37th Tactical Fighter Wing deployed to Desert Storm 247 people went through the DT’s.

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You Can Have YOUR Name on YOUR Jet

Maybe you haven’t heard yet. I sell my paintings. If you want to see my site click here.

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Things You Notice When Your Old

Children should not dress up as policemen. That goes for the military as well. You have a pill box. Periods show up randomly until they’re a wistful memory. Depends start looking like a good idea. Men sit when they pee. You stop driving because your car gives you sass-mouth. That $1000 mortgage you paid off [...]

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Where’s Your Bed?

I was the unofficial NCOIC of Pranks and Practical Jokes.  As a Tsgt, folks came to me and cleared their antics with me.  They were really asking how much trouble they would get into.  I vetoed many and was ignored a lot. I DID NOT APPROVE 7. M-80’s will not be lit and then flushed. 34. Spiking [...]

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It was a dark and stormy night. A group of drunken crew chiefs decided it would great fun to pinch a four foot fiberglass chipmunk off of the mini golf course at Incirlik AB, Turkey.

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Who Packs Your Parachute?

  Charles Plumb was a U.S. Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent six years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now speaks on the lessons learned from that [...]

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