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Cafepress is Shadowing Blocking Me

Cafepress will not publish anything that has been on the Internets, or copyrighted or images of celebrities. A “pending” image is one they’ve blocked, pending you removal of the offending image. Sure some are legit, but take a look at some of these:

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HOW I MET MY EX

I saw her in a bar one night. She was looking fine, so I walked up to her. I said, “I’d like a little pussy.”
“Me too,” she replied, “Mine is as big as a hat.”

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The Death of Rich Russell

Since his tragic death, Rich Russell has become a legend in the world of aviation.

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ANDY’S FOOT

Andy is a diabetic. Andy didn’t care about being a diabetic. He cares about it now.

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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

“The Lake, it is said, never gives up her dead.
When the skies of November turn gloomy.”
-Gordon Lightfoot

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The Crash of “Keep 19”

Goldsboro, NC, January 24, 1961- A U.S. Air Force Boeing B-52G Stratofortress, 58-0187, (the last Block 95 airframe),call sign “Keep 19”, of the 4241st Strategic Wing, 822d Air Division, Eighth Air Force, based at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base was on Coverall airborne alert. The bomber was commanded by Major Walter S. Tulloch, U.S. Air [...]

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FUEL LEAK

George AFB, California, 1979. I was the Dedicated Crew Chief for the F-4G 69-0238 “Super Chicken”. I was gassing up for the afternoon go when things went horribly wrong. The R-9 fuel truck stopped pumping and I checked the external tanks to see if they were full. They weren’t. I told the truck driver to [...]

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The Pager Lady

The biggest lie in retail is “The customer is always right.”

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Some Germans I Met

After six years in Germany I came back and had two goals. To learn to speak English [well] again and to drive 55 mph.

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Deplorable Walt

Just watch.

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