So this meme is floating around the Internets. A sharp eyed Loyal Reader called shenanigans on me while reading our Facebook Fan Page. So I said, "In for the penny, in for the pound." No wait, I said, "Can't dance. too wet to plow." Maybe I said, "You keep the doctor you like."
Read on Loyal Readers, you haven't heard this one. Yeah, I wrote it.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
THE AC WAS BLOWING, CUZ THEY LIVE IN THE SOUTH.
In a stunning move, the Senate Judiciary Committee subpoenaed Santa to answer questions under oath.
Loyal Readers know that we would have a different take on Santa....Enjoy.
We're talking about Santa here so make the kids go watch Sponge Bob or something. I'll wait.....
You’ve been warned….
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen.
In 1955, a Colorado Springs-based Sears store ran an advertisement encouraging children to call Santa Claus on a special telephone hotline. Due to a printing error, the phone number that was printed was the hotline for the Director of Operations at the Continental Air Defense (CONAD). Colonel Harry Shoup took the first Santa call on [...]
We went to Denny's for lunch. It was Rosie's seventh birthday and she got to pick. She was getting a little rowdy and on a trip to the bathroom I pointed out this man having lunch. He had a long white beard and was wearing a red lumberjack shirt and suspenders. "Watch it," I said [...]