My Mom’s Last Story

My Mother went to her grave saying, “Hitler was a Good Man.  He was like Nixon.  He had bad advisors.”

Before I get into this it might be a good idea to read this post.

I’m not a Nazi, But My Mom Was

Mom told stories to me all my life.  I became a World War Two historian to prove she was a lying Bitch.

“Have another scotch Mom. Tell me another story”

One by one, I learned that she was telling the truth.  She was a farmer’s daughter living in Insterburg, East Prussia.

Insterburg, East Prussia

THE FIRST STORIES

She was very proud of Insterburg.  They had the first panzer division.  The first Stuka squadron.  The first SS division. Come on Mom, how could all these “firsts” happen in your farm village.  Well for one, Insterburg was a city of  41,230 people in 1933.  East Prussia was separated from Germany after World War One.  It was far from the prying eyes of the Versailles Treaty.  A perfect place for Hitler to covertly convert  glider clubs into Luftwaffe squadrons.  The first panzer units were formed there.  In fact the Panzer I was based on a  Soviet design.

THE HARD ONES TO PROVE

Hitler had the Bomb

Mom always said the German scientists made the first Atomic Bomb.  That the one dropped on Hiroshima was a German design.  In 1982, Mom was dying of cancer and had six months to live. She came to see me in Texas.  Through the booze and the drugs, she tried desperately tried to get through to me. One of the last things she told me was:

“Wherever you go.  Whatever you do.  Remember, Mein Hut hat Drie Ecke.” 

Sure Mom, your hat has three corners. Whatever.

This story put in the bullshit pile until Christmas 1998.  My good friend Andy knew I liked UFO’s and Nazis and gave me a book that combined the two.  The book was Reich of the Black Sun– Nazi Secret Weapons and The Cold War Allied Legend”.  Nazi UFO’s, yeah yeah. Whatever.  Nazi time machine, yeah, yeah.  Whatever.  Then I turned the page and my life changed.

What the Hell?

Not only that but it was tested in the Baltic Sea off of East Prussia.  Everyone in East Prussia had a story about how the sun came up one night.  Even my Oma (Grandmother), a staunch Weimar Republic woman had her own story. Have you ever wondered why the Americans tested the second bomb and not the first?  They already knew the first one worked.

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All Our Ammunition was Sabotaged

When the Russians attacked Konigsberg they had to abandon the city.  Mom said that they had enough troops and enough guns to defend the city but all the ammunition was sabotaged.  I didn’t believe this one.  How can you sabotage train loads of ammunition.  But then I watched “Schindler’s List”.

MOM’S LAST STORY

Here we come to Mom’s Last Story.  The biggest whopper of them all.

The Holocaust was Allied Propaganda

This is NOT about Holocaust denial.  I know the Holocaust happened.  I did not understand what Mom was telling me.  From her perspective.  Just last year, I figured it out.  While researching Hitler’s stolen art, I came across a video explaining that the movies and pictures of the Holocaust were made by the Allies.  At General Eisenhower’s direct order.

Watch this:

This scene is completely accurate.  Faced with the dilemma of all these liberated prisoners in many different  countries, the Allies were swamped and did not have the resources to simply free the prisoners.  Along with the food issue many camps were infected with Typhus, Cholera, Dysentery and other deadly diseases that simple could not be allowed to escape.

After the war, the prisoners kept dying.  Eisenhower’s photographers took pictures as the bodies stacked up. Ike then published those pictures and said they were of Nazi origin.  That this is exactly what soldiers found when they liberated the camps. The logical thing to do was to reopen the ovens but that was forbidden.

Mom was right 90% of what is taught today is Allied propaganda.

Now look at these pictures and think of what you see.

The Allies dug mass graves and buried the dead.  Standard Operating Procedure.   I ask you to do what I did.  Go look at Holocaust pictures of the camps.  Try to see the difference of genuine Nazi pictures, what they did  and Post War Allied pictures.  Do not be deceived when you see German soldiers burying the dead.  That was work the German POW’s and civilians did.

Iran Unveils Fifth Generation Fighter

Iran’s new agency  FARS announced the public debut of the  Iranian Air Force’s fifth generation stealth fighter.

The domestically-designed fighter jet, codenamed Qaher-313, was unveiled on the occasion of the Ten-Day Dawn celebrations commemorating the victory of the 1979 Islamic Revolution. The Ten-Day Dawn period starts with the anniversary of the historic return of the late Imam Khomeini from exile on February 1, 1979 and ends with the victory of the Islamic Revolution on February 11. Defense Minister Brigadier General Ahmad Vahidi, Air Force Commander Brigadier General Hassan Shah Safi, Army Commander Major General Ataollah Salehi and a group of senior military officials were present in the ceremony.

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The wingspan of the flying prototype in that video probably has a wingspan of a massive 48 inches. Yeah, a remote control model. The Iranians must be smoking awesome dope to believe that we’d fall this pathetic attempt of one-upmanship. Take a close look at the picture. the canopy is made from the finest plastic. Those struts are made of wood. Yeah it could be a mock up like we make in the Good ‘Ol USA. But we eventually built an actual aircraft. The Iranian aircraft industry has come with  a “Farce Generation Fighter”.

Iranian Officials inspect Qaher 313!

On the cutting edge of Islamic aeronautical engineering, the Qaher 313 (NATO code word: ASSCRACK) has an onboard Koran driven computer system which controls a vast array of awesome weaponry and stealth systems not seen in public since Star Wars Episode III. Armed with Lanridan Zabzab (NATO code name: LIMPDICK) radar homing missiles and Tajjub Kafal (NATO code name: BUTTSEX) Infrared homing missiles it also has a massive 9mm cannon for dealing with close targets. The Bashalam airborne radars and identify targets from as far away as CNN or even Fox News.

Qaher 313’s modern electronic cockpit.
The Pewrnwgurafa Helmet (NATO Codeword: VIEWMASTER) targeting system allows the Qatar pilot to target his weapons in seconds.
The Pewrnwgurafa Helmet (NATO Codeword: VIEWMASTER) targeting system allows the Qatar pilot to target his weapons in seconds.

Check out the “pilot”. Will they make a Qaher 313 in an adult size or is the Iranian Air Force fielding midgets. This reminds me of the reduced scale “Have Blue” stealth prototype. But that was eventually scaled up to the F-117. Iran says this is the final design.

Three rides for a quarter, jump in.

 

Why the fuck is the streamer in ENGLISH???

 

And while we’re at it, what is the Farsi translation of the word “DANGER”.  The only hazard back here might be bumping your head.  On second thought, if you did bang your head you’d probably crack the “super secret stealth” Styrofoam.

 

More Iranian Stealth Fighters.