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THE BEACH

I’ve always tried to picture that moment. Two hot blondes in cocktail dresses holding another upside down into the toilet with one of them working the handle with their foot. In heels.

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HOW MY AIR FORCE CAREER WAS DESTROYED

Yeah, I’m going to charge you to see this video because I bare my soul. Become my Patron and I’ll tell you how I was falsely accused of rape.

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FONT OF THE MONTH

Exclusive for my Patrons. I’ll will be posting unique, original fonts here. At least one a month. If you want new fonts. If you could use a new font. Become my Patron for five bucks a month and you get them all.

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My Ex Gets a Driver’s License

She was 28 and didn’t have a license. We would drive around in my Nissan pick up. Yeah it was dating.

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The Lucky Puppy Challenge

Are you going to spend five bucks this month? Do your read The Lucky Puppy? Here’s the Challenge….

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WHY HELP THIS GIRL GO TO COLLEGE?

Rosie needs your support in college and here’s why.

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SHIT THAT WILL GET YOU KICKED OFF OF FACEBOOK

It got by the NBC censors in 1968, but not the Nazis @ Facebook.

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DEATH

These videos are within youtube’s community standards. Do not click on videos if children are present. WARNING
Do not click on videos if children are present.
Do not click on videos if you have weak, girly feelings.
Do not click on videos if you have just eaten.

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HOW I MET MY EX

I saw her in a bar one night. She was looking fine, so I walked up to her. I said, “I’d like a little pussy.”
“Me too,” she replied, “Mine is as big as a hat.”

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Where’s Your Bed?

I was the unofficial NCOIC of Pranks and Practical Jokes.  As a Tsgt, folks came to me and cleared their antics with me.  They were really asking how much trouble they would get into.  I vetoed many and was ignored a lot. I DID NOT APPROVE 7. M-80’s will not be lit and then flushed. 34. Spiking [...]

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