Children should not dress up as policemen. That goes for the military as well. You have a pill box. Periods show up randomly until they’re a wistful memory. Depends start looking like a good idea. Men sit when they pee. You stop driving because your car gives you sass-mouth. That $1000 mortgage you paid off [...]
I nicked this off of Facebook. Try to not cry.
Twenty years from now, people will look upon the Wal Mart Greeters as an iconic landmark of these days.