SHIT THAT WILL GET YOU KICKED OFF OF FACEBOOK

It got by the NBC censors in 1968, but not the Nazis @ Facebook.

Today I got the 30 day sentence to Facebook Jail.  Now I will really see if my plans to depart Facebook are complete.  I’ve come to the conclusion that the moniker “Right Wing Fanatic” might have some merit.  My early clashes with Facebook made me come to the harsh reality that my blog can offend some.  Those who have weak, girly feelings or those who are bent to the Left by political winds.  I think I’ll reveal the offensive ones first and then delve into the political.

This one just got me the 30 sentence. One that I found on Facebook.

 

Seven days.
Seven days.
Three days.

 

Three days.

 

Yeah. that’s me. Three days.
But this is okay.

Like Nazi Germany, anyone can report you.  I got banned by some butt-hurt person when I posted this:

THE HISTORY OF CREW CHIEFS.

I use this has a thumbs up comment. Never been banned.
This one got me FB jail time.
So did this one.
This one is okay.
Facebook Jail

 

This was okay
Facebook Jail.
This was okay.
Jail.
BANNED FOR VIOLENCE.

THESE I HAVE TO AGREE WITH

via GIPHY

DEATH

These videos are within youtube’s community standards. Do not click on videos if children are present.

 

WARNING

Do not click on videos if children are present.

Do not click on videos if you have weak, girly feelings.

Do not click on videos if you have just eaten.

While stationed with the Air Force in Germany one of my Airmen showed up at my door with a stack of tapes under one arm and a gallon of Jack Daniels in his other hand.  The tapes were Faces of Death, a montage of people dying. After a few scenes, we started doing shots to bolster us for the next scene.  Oddly enough the series is on youtube.

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I GET PHOTOSHOPPED

I so I posted  my picture on the Facebook group, Pilots who aren’t offended by everything Group.  In my comment I said, “Roast me”.  This is what happened.

 

 

 

This the picture.

Your shoddy workmanship has killed more pilots than the Third Reich.

 

That ‘stache says A&P and PEDO all in caps.

1976 called, they want their profile picture back.

Looks like he walked into a prop.


Putting the Pedophilia in A&P

Better not be a metric ball peen.


Dear FAA: This dumb ass that thinks he is an A&P down in hanger 3 in Anchorage AK uses a fuk’n hammer and masking tape trying to fix everything. Though he is special and rode the short bus he should not be allowed to hang around at the airport. He wears that uniform he bought from the thrift store everyday with the wrong name on it calling himself “Walt” just to feel important. Beware, to say anything about his mustache, which always has food hanging from it, it brings out his violent side and he is not aware of his strength like most short bus people. For the sake of general aviation and my aircraft could you please put him BACK in the control tower where he belongs?

My Favorite.

Deliverance was my initial thought, ha!

You look like someone that was just dumped by his sister.

Bangs an engine harder than your Mom last night!

Wow, that’s actually true.