Children should not dress up as policemen. That goes for the military as well. You have a pill box. Periods show up randomly until they’re a wistful memory. Depends start looking like a good idea. Men sit when they pee. You stop driving because your car gives you sass-mouth. That $1000 mortgage you paid off [...]
My Mother went to her grave saying, “Hitler was a Good Man. He was like Nixon. He had bad advisors.” Before I get into this it might be a good idea to read this post. I’m not a Nazi, But My Mom Was Mom told stories to me all my life. I became a World [...]
Excluding the stuff they try to sell in Japan, here are some things you might have seen on the McDonald’s menu. Onion nuggets were the perfect side for the McBeefsteak. Probably one of McD’s best sandwiches, it killed itself by being sold for a whopping $1.49 when a burger was 49 cents. A full sized [...]
Surprise, surprise, ISIS was in the hotel room. https://youtu.be/UQpQ68kjQMM The information briefed to members of Congress includes a hotel receipt that suggests 3 additional individuals who have ties to Guanajuato, Mexico participated in the Las Vegas Shooting and came in through the US Mexican border, despite the FBI’s claim that Stephen Paddock acted alone [...]
Anyway. I was driving to Aldi’s to get some milk and bread when I saw Frank. I waved him as I passed but he just stared at me. When I got to Aldi’s I grabbed some milk and bread. But then I also got some eggs and sausage and coffee. Now I brought my own [...]
Police dance offs have lit up on Twitter. Who wins? https://youtu.be/ed-PSP8hhUE https://youtu.be/PxID9C064UQ https://youtu.be/r4n0n6hE7kE https://youtu.be/VTM7amVcBsA https://youtu.be/XL9kgDccSHY https://youtu.be/fUvPHFhpqIE https://youtu.be/Y-UgjAWrsKg https://youtu.be/5ywAz5ba9Qs https://youtu.be/_LwNr9nAyYM FIND REPLIES AND POST LINKS IN THE COMMENTS.
Have you seen Skippy’s List on the internet? I hereby present Chippie’s List. Feel free to add to the list but don’t make shit up. You won’t have to. The list is restricted to Hahn AB.
If your Roomba just spins and spins in mindless circles, the problem might be her wheels.
When I lived in Nevada, my Dad thought I was on parole and couldn’t leave the State. Dad lived in Monterey County. I told him, “I can’t come to California. I can’t bring my gun. They have a shoot on sight smoking policy, the red meat is illegal and they’re working on the yellow cheese.” [...]
Re-enlisting in the military is a solemn, sober ceremony.
I, _(State Your Name)____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me…