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Think About This

Anyway. I was driving to Aldi’s to get some milk and bread when I saw Frank. I waved him as I passed but he just stared at me. When I got to Aldi’s I grabbed some milk and bread. But then I also got some eggs and sausage and coffee. Now I brought my own [...]

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Police Dance Off

Police dance offs have lit up on Twitter.  Who wins? https://youtu.be/ed-PSP8hhUE https://youtu.be/PxID9C064UQ https://youtu.be/r4n0n6hE7kE https://youtu.be/VTM7amVcBsA https://youtu.be/XL9kgDccSHY https://youtu.be/fUvPHFhpqIE https://youtu.be/Y-UgjAWrsKg https://youtu.be/5ywAz5ba9Qs https://youtu.be/_LwNr9nAyYM FIND REPLIES AND POST LINKS IN THE COMMENTS.

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Chippie’s List

Have you seen Skippy’s List on the internet? I hereby present Chippie’s List. Feel free to add to the list but don’t make shit up. You won’t have to. The list is restricted to Hahn AB.

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ROOMBA MAINTENANCE

If your Roomba just spins and spins in mindless circles, the problem might be her wheels.

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Crazy Californian Laws

When I lived in Nevada, my Dad thought I was on parole and couldn’t leave the State.  Dad lived in Monterey County.  I told him, “I can’t come to California.  I can’t bring my gun.  They have a shoot on sight smoking policy, the red meat is illegal and they’re working on the yellow cheese.” [...]

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Re-Enlistments

Re-enlisting in the military is a solemn, sober ceremony.
I, _(State Your Name)____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me…

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Pico Blanco Boy Scout Camp

When I was 11 or 12 (1970ish) Boy Scout Troop 159 went to camp in Pico Blanco. Shit got weird.

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Novel North American Hominins

Yeah, we’re talking Bigfoot.  You have to be able to pronounce mitochondrial before proceeding. If you’ve watched “Finding Bigfoot”, “Monster Quest” or any other “Bigfoot” show they always have DNA samples that come back, “Contaminated with Human DNA”  and then the results are ignored.  The problem is that when DNA is used to identify an unknown sample, [...]

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Today marks the first anniversary of wild kangaroos in Wyoming.  Last year the Wyoming Fish and Game Department (WFAG) imported and released 90 kangaroos.  As the first hunt season on kangaroo opens, early reports say it’s a resounding success. Last year, The Wyoming Fish and  Game Department (WFAG) partnered with the Wyoming Migration Initiative (WMI) released the [...]

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Dissney

The title is not a typo.  Here’s our update on the Evil Disney Empire. Late at night on rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean and It’s a Small World, amorous couples regularly try to make the Happiest Place on Earth even a little happier. They’re apparently unaware that virtually every inch of every ride [...]

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