Clinton Girl Gets Married

Marc Mezvinsky will stand up this weekend and make Miss Chelsea Clinton an honest woman.  Since he’s been banging her since High School, the reason for the marriage remain unclear.  The current line in Vegas is three gets you five she’s knocked up.

They’ll been Jumping the Broom in Rhinebeck, New York with the festivities costing right up to $5 Million.  400 people will witness the joining.  When asked why the Obamas were not invited Chelsea’s Daddy was heard to say,

“Dude, we’re from Arkansas. Come on.”


Ohhhhh! Blog….Her. Women who blog. Get it. The BlogHer Sixth Annual Conference kicks off next Thusday. In New York City.  New York City????  Who has conventions ( uh….Conferences) in New York City when you have a perfectly good Las Vegas to… confer in.

It just so happens that another convention, conference..whatever is kicking off next THURSDAY as well.  It wisely chose LAS VEGAS as it’s fun destination.


I’m going to try and sneek in Thursday.