RED DEAD TWO NAMES

I’ve been playing a lot of Red Dead Redemption 2 online and have seen some great player’s names*. Check out my list and see if you like some of them as much as I do. Feel free to add the ones that you found in the comments below.

  • WHISTLEJACKET– By far the best euphemism for a Lady’s Lady Parts.
  • HEYITSOJ– makes you wonder if it really is.
  • CHUNKYPB– Chunky Peanut Butter
  • FLOPPYFOLDS– More Lady Parts.
  • KIDSRNTHOME– Kids aren’t home, Mom’s playing.
  • SHEDDYBEAR– Sheddy Bear or She’d do you Bear?
  • SLOPPYHO– But not as bad as…..
  • BLYTHEFOOL– Is she or isn’t she?
  • HAIKU_KUNGFU– Very Zen-like.in a “I don’t speak Japanese or Chinese” kind of way.
  • BLONDIELOX– I enjoy a nice pun.
My Brilliant Moves and my Greatest Fuck Ups.
  • BSPATER– A German player.
  • DOC HOLLANDAISE– A nod to the OK Corral.
  • BUCK_NAKED– His avatar is stripped down as far as Rockstar will let him.
  • WYATT BURP– Another Western pun.
  • JAMIE2FACE– There’s a Good Jamie and a Bad Jamie.
It’s Fight Night at Red Dead Redemption 2! Sometimes you just have to duke it out.
  • HUCKLEBARRY- Tombstone again.
  • ISHOTU– I did you glitching Fuck.
  • JAP ONEGO- A Jewish American Princess keeping it until marraige.
  • LONGTALLSALLY– Eric Clapton Fan.
  • PRETTYWETKITTY- More Lady Parts
  • MYCRAK4U- A dealer or a VERY open proposition.
  • BEN_OVER- A real fit of originality there, Ben.
  • BIGHANDSANDFEET- Finally…..boy parts.
  • JOHNCHAPMAN- Not a Lennon fan.
  • MIA WETPOSSE- The use of the word “posse” is endless.

*numbers have been removed for privacy

U.S. Army Caves to Criticism

Having been criticized in Social Media for naming installations after Confederate  Generals, the Army has renamed some of its posts.

Army spokesman, Major General Stephen Mauer was quoted as saying: “The new names chosen were selected for their noncontroversial nature.”

 

fort-mood

 

FORT-COMFORT

 

fortfeelings

 

Fort-Bert-and-Ernie

fort-rainbow

fortreallynice

 

fort-r-u-happy

camp-bob

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