Today is the anniversary of the Shuttle Challenger explosion.
Sometimes reality is funnier than any fiction. Every political campaign puts a spin on their candidate’s performance. Here are some Doozies.
Q: What’s white and flies across the English Channel? A: Lord Mountbatten’s tennis shoes. Q:What do you call an Irish lesbian? A:Gaelic. Q: What do you call the day when all the Irish skip work and spend the day drinking? A: Tuesday. Q: What’s two miles long and has the I.Q. of 12? A: [...]
We here at The Lucky Puppy try to hold ourselves to higher standards of kindness and understanding. We have therefore refrained from publishing cheap jokes at the expense of the people suffering in Japan…..until now. I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay and all he did was go on about [...]
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year’s Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door [...]
When it doubt, tell a joke. How you know when love fades? I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen: “What would you like for dinner, Sweetie? Chicken, beef or lamb?” I said: “Thank you; I’ll have chicken.” She said: “Fuck You. I was talking to [...]
The Pastor was doing the Sermon and was on a Roll. “You can tell a person’s obsessions in the names they give their children”.