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Improvised Explosive GOAT

As ISIS changes its tactics, Special Forces adapt by playing to ISIS weakness.

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Suicide Bombings Halted in Britain

BBC News – Suicide Bomber’s Strike Enters Third Day. Suicide bombers in Britain are on strike since Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.   The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda [...]

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Putin Didn’t Say It But He Might’ve Said This

So this meme is floating around the Internets. A sharp eyed Loyal Reader called shenanigans on me while reading our Facebook Fan Page. So I said, “In for the penny, in for the pound.” No wait, I said, “Can’t dance. too wet to plow.” Maybe I said, “You keep the doctor you like.”

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Trump Tweets Plan to Destroy ISIS

President-Elect Trump revealed a Top Secret Bio-War project aimed at destroying ISIS.

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Women in Combat

Recently the decision has been made to allow American women to serve in combat positions. Before you decide on whether this is good or bad watch this.

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Tashfeen Malik

Tashfeen Malik, that murderous ISIS bitch. Al Jazeera, the TV network owned by Al Gore has said that it’s disrespectful to post pictures of Tashfeen Malik with her face exposed. Upon hearing of this slight, the staff at The Lucky Puppy went into overdrive.

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ISIS EXECUTIONS

I want those who voted for Obama and his “I’ll end the war in Iraq” promise to justify your vote. You better get the kids out of the room for this one, this isn’t a video about cats.

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