Come Take Our Guns

After the Japanese decimated our fleet in Pearl Harbor Dec 7, 1941, they could have sent their troop ships and carriers directly to California to finish what they started. The prediction from our Chief of Staff was we would not be able to stop a massive invasion until they reached the Mississippi River. Remember, we had a 2 million man army and war ships in other localities, so why did they not invade?
After the war, the remaining Japanese generals and admirals were asked that question. Their answer….they know that almost every home had guns and the Americans knew how to use them.
1. The world’s largest army … America ‘s hunters!
2. A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion:
3. There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin .
4. Allow me to restate that number.
5. Over the last several months, Wisconsin ’s hunters became the eighth largest army in the world.
6. More men under arms than in Iran .
7. More than in France and Germany combined.
8. These men deployed to the woods of a single American state to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed.
9. That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania and Michigan ‘s 700,000 hunters,
10. All of whom have now returned home.
11. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia and it literally establishes the fact that…
12. The hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. The number of Hunters in the state of Texas would be the largest standing army in the world by it’s self.
13. The point?
14. America will forever be safe from foreign & ( domestic ) invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower.
15. Hunting — it’s not just a way to fill the freezer. It’s a matter of national security.
16. That’s why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed.
17. Food for thought when next we consider gun control.

HUNTING JOKES

Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, “Boy am I glad to see you, I’ve been lost for hours.” The second deer hunter said, “That’s nothing, I’ve been lost for a week.”

My friend and I went hunting in North Carolina, and ending up shooting him twice.

I thought he was a duck.

After I shot him once he shouted that he wasn’t a duck.

But, come on … that’s exactly what a duck would have said.

I’ve just returned home from a Bear hunting holiday in Canada.

Next time I’m going to do it wearing clothes, I’m frostbitten all over.

I call my wife Bambi, she thinks its because she’s cute with big brown eyes.
Actually it’s because I would like someone to shoot her mother.

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip.

They are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing.

The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left.

The engineer rolls his eyes. ‘You forgot to account for wind. Give it here’, he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right.

Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells “We got him!”

Canadian TV host, Steve Ecklund, has come under fire for killing a cougar on a hunting trip. Social media users have declared him as being sick, disgusting and selfish, causing him to receive over 900 dislikes and 13 death threats on Facebook.
Fucking right too, what an absolute cunt……
Courtney Cox was on my fucking bucket list.

Two Good ‘ol Boys were hunting in North Carolina.  When one takes a terrible fall and his buddy calls 911.

911: “See if he’s dead.”

[911 operator hears a gunshot]

Hunter: “Okay. Now what?”

A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt, Dear.” 

“Nope….ducks.”

Two hunters in deer camp woke up in the middle of the night. “Look at the stars… what a splendor,” said one hunter. “Yeah but what do you think happened to our tent?” said the other.

A deer hunter asked his Pastor if it was a sin to hunt on Sunday. “From what I hear about your aim,” said the Pastor, “It’s a sin for you to hunt any time.”