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Re-Enlistments

Re-enlisting in the military is a solemn, sober ceremony.
I, _(State Your Name)____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me…

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Pilots

You send them to school, pay them big bucks and they still act like boys (and girls) on bikes.

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Airline Slang

In the military or in the private sector, every subculture has its own language.  Airlines are no exception. Baby Jesus An infant passenger whose parents treat it with utmost importance, which may result in a lack of polite behavior like incessant crying..   Blue Juice The lavatory water is blue. So when we call the [...]

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Why We Watch Figure Skating

The 2018 Winter Olympics are off and running and we’re glued to figure skating.    

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The Pelosi Memo

As the country rolls its eyes over the Nunes Memo,  the crack team at the Lucky Puppy has obtained a copy of the letter sent by Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to Congressional leadership.      

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Watch a Movie with Me

Make some popcorn, this may take a while to load. PART ONE   PART TWO PART THREE PART FOUR   PART FIVE PART SIX

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REJECTED LICENSE PLATES

The State of Ohio DMV has published their list of custom license plates that they rejected. The Lucky Puppy proudly presents some of the 330 rejected plates. YES, THESE ARE REAL REJECTIONS                                   Topice suggested by Loyal Reader Andy. [...]

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Meme War Ammo

Go find another post if you have weak, girly feelings. SAVE THESE FOR LATER SHARE THE SHIT OUT OF THESE SHARE THE SHIT OUT OF THESE MEMES THE JESUS COLLECTION ARE YOU SHARING THESE? CLICK HERE FOR MORE MEMES YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST ONE. CLICK HERE FOR MORE MEMES STILL WITH ME? POST A [...]

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Missionary Positions

Wouldn’t you Love to have these Missionaries come banging at your door?

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Boy Scouts Goes Co-Ed

As an Eagle Scout, I was wondering when this would happen.  I think it’s a good idea. But this is the Lucky Puppy so scroll down Loyal Reader.   NEW MERIT BADGES Save

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