MiG-28! No one's been this close before!
But you don't.
The Internets are ablaze with the hard hitting investigative report by CNN that reveals how Russia hacked the U.S. Election. NOT. A vigilant redditor Poofylicious, noticed that when CNN aired a piece about Russian hacking on December 28, they used a screen shot from the video game Fallout 4 as a background. [...]
If you haven't seen Rouge One because you didn't make bail or parole or the only channel you get in your ward is the weather channel. Don't worry because there are no spoilers here.
Right after we enjoyed a nice Christmas Season complete with a tree (with decorations) that we looted from the Rhien Mein AB BX, we started bombing the shit out of Iraq.
Climate change is a real threat to humans living here on the Good Earth. Whether you try to reduce your carbon footprint, recycle, drive a hybrid or buy Carbon Credits individual efforts will have little or no effect at the cosmic forces at work. What we really need to do is to have the nations of the Earth to unite in the common cause to end the climate change.
None of this is made up. People really did put this stupid crazy shit on their resumes or job applications.
IF YOU HAVE WEAK, GIRLY FEELINGS YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR SAFE PLACE AND CRY INSTEAD OF READING THIS.
Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode and Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi post haste in order to retrieve US made Stinger missiles supplied to Ansar al Sharia without Congressional oversight or permission.
Pete on facebook posted something that looked photoshoppy. The crack investigative team here at The Puppy separated fact from fiction.