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My Ex Gets a Driver’s License

She was 28 and didn’t have a license. We would drive around in my Nissan pick up. Yeah it was dating.

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HOW I MET MY EX

I saw her in a bar one night. She was looking fine, so I walked up to her. I said, “I’d like a little pussy.”
“Me too,” she replied, “Mine is as big as a hat.”

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Halloween Costumes

What’s Halloween if not a chance to dress up in a wacky, spooky, sexy or politically incorrect costume? Here are some from our scrapbook. For the record that was me going through the drive up window at Burger King on my way to a Halloween party. My Mom died just before Halloween in 1983. A [...]

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The Big Computer Blow Up

Last November my daughter got a laptop.  She’s ten years old and this is 2010, so she was due.  I didn’t buy it, “Uncle Andy” did as an early Christmas Present.  We bought it on Black Thursday. My first Black Thursday as a shopper. It was okay. I had to tell you that so I [...]

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