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THE BEACH

I’ve always tried to picture that moment. Two hot blondes in cocktail dresses holding another upside down into the toilet with one of them working the handle with their foot. In heels.

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Hot Lunch Lady

Revenge is a dish best served cold
– Eugene Sue’s novel Memoirs of Matilda published in 1846.

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My Ex Gets a Driver’s License

She was 28 and didn’t have a license. We would drive around in my Nissan pick up. Yeah it was dating.

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HOW I MET MY EX

I saw her in a bar one night. She was looking fine, so I walked up to her. I said, “I’d like a little pussy.”
“Me too,” she replied, “Mine is as big as a hat.”

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Halloween Costumes

What’s Halloween if not a chance to dress up in a wacky, spooky, sexy or politically incorrect costume? Here are some from our scrapbook. For the record that was me going through the drive up window at Burger King on my way to a Halloween party. My Mom died just before Halloween in 1983. A [...]

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The Big Computer Blow Up

Last November my daughter got a laptop.  She’s ten years old and this is 2010, so she was due.  I didn’t buy it, “Uncle Andy” did as an early Christmas Present.  We bought it on Black Thursday. My first Black Thursday as a shopper. It was okay. I had to tell you that so I [...]

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