Presidential Debate II- The Sequel

It’s Halloween and didn’t the second presidential debate seem like  a like a bad Horror movie remake? Greg Gutfeld seemed to sum it up in a Tweet.

the candidates approach candy like haunted creatures in a childhood nightmare.

 

Here are Still More Debate Tweets

Obama: “That’s what I’m going to do in the next four years.” Romney: “But that’s not what you’ve done the past four years.”

Obama to announce that he’ll abandon his “leading from behind” foreign policy strategy in favor of his new strategy of “trailing from ahead”

Of course, Obama won’t tell her that Lilly Ledbetter didn’t create equal pay. It merely encourages law suits. #JobsForLawyers

@DaneCook: Dear everyone in the town hall #debate. Stop reading your questions off your cards like its a hostage note.

“I don’t always use binders…. But when I do, I like them full of women” #bindersfullofwomen

“Mmmmmmmm. Binders” – Bill Clinton. #bindersfullofwomen pic.twitter.com/bGqglxNa

I’ll never forget the day I found my dad’s stash of #bindersfullofwomen

If you like it than you shoulda put three rings on it #bindersfullofwomen

Is it just me or did neither candidate ever get around to answering any of the questions? #debate

I think for the next debate it should be Indian Style. Tie their wrists together and give them knives. #debate

Next #debate should totally be a Greco-Roman wrestling format.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. #debate

Let’s not forget that Candy called him Romley. #debate

Didn’t I see Candy Crowley at that Packers game? She was the Line Judge, right? #debate

Moderator Crowley turned ump at #debate and blew a call last night on Libya. For Romney it was like Mitt vs Candy and Eye Candy

When Romney realized he had no women in cabinet, was he thinking “who will:fetch muffins and coffee for the men in our meetings?”

It’s morning in America and Candy is still eating crow from her palace guard stance last night on the terror comment on Benghazi #debate

Did you see the glaring HATE in Obama’s eyes slip out repeatedly last night in the #Debate? #OneFlatEyebrow

To balance it out maybe @seanhannity should moderate the next #debate. #forthesakeofthefairshare

Obama and Romney agree on something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smilin’ Joe vs the Gun Show

The VP debate is over and it was Smilin’ Joe versus The Gun Show.  With Joe on the attack and Paul  hanging back, this slug fest was fought to a draw. But that’s my humble opinion.  The reaction in the Twittersphere shows the Left squirming.  Maybe he who smiles last, smiles best.

Smilin’ Joe and the Gun Show

 

TWITTER

 

As soon as #debate ended, Republicans called it a “tie,” which is what undecided voters in Virginia call “Biden by a 5-1 margin” #VPdebate

Joe Biden kissed Paul Ryan’s wife after the #vpdebate. She slipped him her cell number. pic.twitter.com/lz3Oppe5

 

 

@TheDailyEdge #debate #VPdebate tie my ass. Biden wiped the floor with that smug, lying snake #LyinRyan. Way to go Joe

“The profound ignorance Ryan displayed on a number of important questions was positively terrifying” #VPdebate #Biden http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-debate-joe-biden-13626962 …

Paul Ryan is the kid solving calculus problems on the blackboard. Joe Biden is the kid making fart sounds in the back of the room

If I were writing the SNL skit for the VP debate, I’d cast a 12 year old in an oversized suit to play Ryan.

Joe Biden’s having a scotch right now while Paul Ryan’s mom is putting his “debate participation” certificate on the refrigerator. #vpdebate

 

Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv.

RT If you think Joe Biden won the debate. Check with a psychiatrist if you think Paul Ryan won. #VPDebate

Shouldn’t there should be an extra #debate between Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin to decide the bronze medal or something? #VPdebate

If you need proof US education is in trouble: Some teacher taught Biden that “my friend” and “this dilweed here” are synonyms. #vpdebate

I think Joe Biden just said he’s going to kill two Supreme Court Justices, for the record. #VPDebate

 

Beanie Babies. Good argument. #VPDebate

Great article, esp when referring to Ryan as “that zombie-eyed granny-starver” LOL LOVE IT- http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-debate-joe-biden-13626962?src=soc_twtr … via @EsquireMag #VPdebate

When a wise person debates with a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet.” Proverbs 29:9 #vpdebate

That copy of “Dreams of My Father” Martha got at her wedding really worked out. #vpdebate

Biden put that young punk in his place! #TeamJoe #VPDebate

What was with @BarackObama and his #TeamJoe comments last night? Are they appealing to pre-teen Twilight fans? Isn’t it Team Obama?

Is someone going to ask Eddy Munster when the president ever “apologized for our values”?