Slug Bug Don’t Slug Back

Jamie, Rosie and I play Slug Bug all the time.  But there are rules.

  1. Car lots don’t count.
  2. The neighbor’s bug doesn’t count.
  3. The color has to be accurate.  Mint not Green.
  4. Never slug the driver.

THE SCORING

Regular Bug, one point.

 

Extra point for a convertible.

 

Beat up Bugs score two points.

 

Two points for a new one.

 

Three points for a van.

Yeah, they don’t count.

QUIZ

How many points? What color?

Special Bugs score three points.

We also play Cell Phone Slug Bug if we spot one alone.

Rosie writing 2005
Rosie

I taught my daughter, Rosie to play to get her to count in her head without fingers.  She kept track relentlessly. We played one game for over a year.  Final score, Dad= 87, Rosie=127. I cheated too.  Sometimes I’d call Slug PT Cruiser.  I called Slug Truck in a Walmart parking and she nearly beat me unconscious before we got to the door. See rule number one.  I also called Slug Fat Chicks and she beat me for that stunt. As she got older I’d call Slug Hooker. Come on man, it was Vegas.  She refused to play but at least she didn’t throw hands.

 

Slug Hooker, don’t slug back. Brown.

Hair color, asshole. Although Slug Hooker Black scores points too.

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The number of homeless veterans in the Low Country is hard to determine.  We know one personally.  We call him “Forest Brian”.  Just like countless of veterans, Brian lives in the woods and forests which line the roads and highways in the Charleston area.  Officials claim a recent drop of the homeless vet population of 35%.  Many question this statistic.

 

 

 

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