Jamie, Rosie and I play Slug Bug all the time. But there are rules.
- Car lots don’t count.
- The neighbor’s bug doesn’t count.
- The color has to be accurate. Mint not Green.
- Never slug the driver.
Yeah, they don’t count.
Special Bugs score three points.
We also play Cell Phone Slug Bug if we spot one alone.
I taught my daughter, Rosie to play to get her to count in her head without fingers. She kept track relentlessly. We played one game for over a year. Final score, Dad= 87, Rosie=127. I cheated too. Sometimes I’d call Slug PT Cruiser. I called Slug Truck in a Walmart parking and she nearly beat me unconscious before we got to the door. See rule number one. I also called Slug Fat Chicks and she beat me for that stunt. As she got older I’d call Slug Hooker. Come on man, it was Vegas. She refused to play but at least she didn’t throw hands.
Hair color, asshole. Although Slug Hooker Black scores points too.