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Twas the Night Before Christmas

Read on Loyal Readers, you haven’t heard this one. Yeah, I wrote it.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
THE AC WAS BLOWING, CUZ THEY LIVE IN THE SOUTH.

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