Plucky Band of Racist Children Commence Construction on Border Wall

Armed with little more than some borrowed tools, a few pieces of scrap metal, some spare wood and a single handgun between them, a plucky band of racist children began work on the stalled border wall outside of Brisbee, Arizona today.

The kids, numbering an even dozen of both girls and boys between the ages of 5 and 12, exalted what they envision will be a “cool and ginormous wall” that will, “Keep all the beaners out.”

“We’re sick of all the spics coming over here and taking all our jobs,” Aiden Pruitt, 10, remarked. “My dad used to be an airplane pilot, but now he just sits around drinking and yelling at us all the time.”

Asked whether his father was replaced by an illegal immigrant, the boy confronted the reporter, who was Hispanic, inquiring whether he was, “Some kind of a wise ass.”

“I came here to do two things: build a fucking wall and kick some Mexican ass,” the boy said. “And it looks like we’re all out of wood and shit.”

As of press time, the racist children had completed approximately twenty feet of border wall, leaving nearly 1,954 more miles to go.

Sarah Palin was on the Grassy Knoll

Picture is intended to be a humorous parody of the BADGEMAN photo.
Photo of Second Gunman captured on Grassy Knoll

Sarah Palin was on the Grassy Knoll last Saturday as Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and others were gunned down in a desperate attempt to repeal Obamacare, wrest control of Congress from the Democratic Party and continue the Nazi oppression of the Latino Workers of Arizona.*

Did what you just read make any sense at all? If it did please contact your local mental health specialist because you might be as bat shit crazy as the freak show who really did do the shooting Saturday. This Nut Job’s logic is just as twisted as the Left Wing Media’s knee jerk reaction to blame everything as the cause of this current tragedy.

The following have nothing what so ever to do with the Tucson Shooting.

1. Sarah Palin.

2. The Tea Party

3. Republicans

4. Gun Owners

5. Guns (because they’re just evil laying there)

6. “Extended” clips (because more bullets=more evil).

7. Rush Limbaugh

8. Glen Beck

This fact will not prevent the Left Wing to point their fingers and scream as if they’ve spotted Zombies.

In reality, bad things happen to good people and we should all pray for the victims and their families. Those of you who don’t pray should remain silent.

As this tragedy gets dragged through the media frenzy (of which this humble blog is throwing it’s two cents in) please note how the Democrats will not let a crisis (or tragedy) go to waste and try really hard to crush more of your personal freedoms while everyone is still so emotional about this.

(* Opening statement designed to entice liberals to read post.)