Best of The Lucky Puppy in 2012

Loyal Readers agree.  Here’s some of our best stuff from 2012.

Rosie Eats a Scorpion

My daughter says the coolest things. When I tell friends and family, they frequently say “Really? She said that?” This time I got it on tape. Enjoy and leave comments.

 

Your Job Does NOT Suck

Do you ever wonder where your poop goes when you go on an airplane? In the good old days it went “out”. Dumped in mid air. After more than a few people being bombed by frozen poop, the airlines decided to keep it. So the next time you’re boarding, please note that someone is under the aircraft emptying the shitter.

 

The Best of Chippie’s List

Have you ever read “Skippy’s List”? Also known as “213 Things that Skippy is no Longer Allowed to do in the Army”.  Not to be out done, I began “Chippie’s List” a while back. 111 things (and counting) that we did in the 313th Aircraft Maintenance Unit, Hahn AB, Germany.  Things that really should not have happened.  Every word is true. The names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent.

 

R.M.S. Titanic Sank 100 Years Ago Today

The last known photograph taken of Titanic as she departs Queenstown.

On April 10, 1912, the Royal Mail Ship Titanic set sail from Southampton on her maiden voyage. At 11:40 PM on April 14, 1912, she struck an iceberg about 400 miles off Newfoundland, Canada. She sank under the waves at 2:20 AM. Only 705 people were rescued; 1523 drowned or froze to death in the icy water. However, Five dogs and a pig were saved.

 

My Dad in the Army

Dad with a water cooled Browning. Hawaii 1941.

My Dad was Walter J. Chamberlain Jr. He served in the Army from 1937 until 1967.

 

OH MY!!!! George Takei

I’ve been doing this Internet thing for a long time. The body of work is approaching huge. Many is the time someone will send something to me saying, “Check this out. It’s COOL!” and I’ll say, “Yeah, I made that (picture,page,video).” But then every now and then something REALLY cool happens. Like finding out the Vice-President likes my picture.

 

 

Got a Link on Lateenough.com—WOOT!

I GOT A LINK ON LATEENOUGH.COM!!!! Some some unknown inner reason, I’ve taken to Photoshopping for friends. This post of Al’s inspired my muse and this picture popped out. It appeared on this post. Way down at the bottom there is a teeny tiny link to this little blog. WOOT!! And a Big,Giant Thank You AL.

 

My Wisdom Teeth Come Out

Again. Had the bottoms taken out in about ’96. They grew back. The dentists gave weird looks on that one. But I saw the xrays of both sets. HELD all four teeth in my hand. But here’s the weirder part…. My left bottom one had a filling and I don’t remember EVER getting a filling.

 

Odd Facts About the Olympics

So you’re glued to the screen watching swimming and women’s gymnastics. Soccer is boring and you wonder why football isn’t an Olympic sport. Here are some Odd Facts that might liven up your Olympic viewing.

 

Ever Fly in a Jet Fighter?

Ever get to fly in an F-16 fighter? I have. Many of my friends have. Sometimes I forget that everyone doesn’t get to do this. Savannah Guthrie of the Today Show got a ride. From her big brother no less. LtCol Camron “Arlo” Guthrie is assigned to the 158th Fighter Wing of the Vermont Air National Guard. The Green Mountain Boys. For the record. I got two rides.

 

I Got Carried Away with the Photoshop Thing

What do you think?

 

Brian and Abby’s Wedding- Behind the Scenes

Eight years ago, my oldest son Brian made the smartest decision in his life. He married Abby. Abby’s Story is a really good post her on her Blog. A beautiful story that will bring out the tissues. This is a story about what she didn’t see.

 

My Football Lingo

It has come to my attention that I sometimes scream at the TV. Especially during Football games. To allay concerns of family and friends I humbly offer some of my Football Lingo.

 

Let’s Do the Time Warp Again

Halloween is a Family Holiday. Pumpkin carving and decorations. Costumes and Trick or Treating. Our family is a little different.
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Obama “a Communist without question”- An Expert Opinion

No other than Vladimir Putin outed President Obama and Pravda as a “Communist without question”. This speech was published in a 19 November edition of Pravda.  Can you name a better expert on who is or is not a communist. Since 2000, The Lucky Puppy has been warning readers that the American Democratic Party was being subverted by the Communists. Now in 2012, they proudly and openly call themselves Progressives.  There is a Communist in the White House and the Republican Party is going down faster than the Titanic as evident by this “Fiscal Cliff” that the Dems set up and the Republicans fought half-assed against.

By Xavier Lerma-  Obama’s Soviet Mistake

Pravda writes…

“Recently, Obama has been re-elected for a 2nd term by an illiterate society and he is ready to continue his lies of less taxes while he raises them. He gives speeches of peace and love in the world while he promotes wars as he did in Egypt, Libya and Syria. He plans his next war is with Iran as he fires or demotes his generals who get in the way.”

Pravda quotes Micheal Savage

“, any normal individual understands that as true but liberalism is a psychosis .”

“Obama even keeps the war going along the Mexican border with projects like “fast and furious” and there is still no sign of ending it.  He is a Communist without question promoting the Communist Manifesto without calling it so. How shrewd he is in America. His cult of personality mesmerizes those who cannot go beyond their ignorance. They will continue to follow him like those fools who still praise Lenin and Stalin in Russia.  Obama’s fools and Stalin’s fools share the same drink of illusion.”

“We must seek support in the moral values that have ensured the progress of our civilization. Honesty and hard work, responsibility and faith in our strength are bound to bring us success.”

 

Let’s give American voters the benefit of the doubt and say it was all voter fraud and not ignorance or stupidity in electing a man who does not even know what to do and refuses help from Russia when there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Instead we’ll say it’s true that the Communists usage of electronic voting was just a plan to manipulate the vote. Soros and his ownership of the company that counts the US votes in Spain helped put their puppet in power in the White House. According to the Huffington Post, residents in all 50 states have filed petitions to secede from the Unites States. We’ll say that these Americans are hostages to the Communists in power. How long will their government reign tyranny upon them?

 

Vladimir Putin gave a speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland in January of 2009.

“…instead of solving the problem, militarization pushes it to a deeper level. It draws away from the economy immense financial and material resources, which could have been used much more efficiently elsewhere.”

“…we are reducing taxes on production, investing money in the economy. We are optimizing state expenses.

 The second possible mistake would be excessive interference into the economic life of the country and the absolute faith into the all-mightiness of the state.

There are no grounds to suggest that by putting the responsibility over to the state, one can achieve better results.

Unreasonable expansion of the budget deficit, accumulation of the national debt – are as destructive as an adventurous stock market game.

During the time of the Soviet Union the role of the state in economy was made absolute, which eventually lead to the total non-competitiveness of the economy. That lesson cost us very dearly. I am sure no one would want history to repeat itself.”


Russia lost its’ civil war with the Reds and millions suffered torture and death for almost 75 years under the tyranny of the United Soviet Socialist Republic. Russians survived with a new and stronger faith in God and ever growing Christian Church. The question is how long will the once “Land of the Free” remain the United Socialist States of America?  Their suffering has only begun. Bye bye Miss American Pie!  You know the song you hippies. Sing it! Don’t you remember? The 1971 hit song by American song writer Don McLean:

“And, as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage.

Satan laughing with delight the day the music died

He was singing, bye bye Miss American Pie