Between battling Klingons, Romulans and the occasional Gorn there were moments of humor aboard the good ship Enterprise.
I was just flicking through the channels on my TV and I saw that Star Trek was on…
Aptly it was on Virgin1.
An Irish ‘Star Trek’ fan has been assassinated by the Mafia.
He was capped in Cork.
My six year old son came up to me the other night while I was watching Star Trek and said “I wish I could have been shot into space like Captain Kirk .”, I replied, “You would have if I hadn’t been so fucking pissed”
“Oh give me strength, you’re so boring!” said my blind date at the restaurant. “Beam me up Scotty!”
“Actually I think you’ll find the closest Captain Kirk ever got to saying that was “Beam us up, Mr Scott”, in the ‘Gamesters of Triskelion’ episode.”
Captain Kirk has opened a lingerie shop, but it’s not doing to well at the moment, it could be something to do with the name,