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Quotes from Michelle Obama’s Role Model

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IF YOU HAVE WEAK, GIRLY FEELINGS YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR SAFE PLACE AND CRY INSTEAD OF READING THIS.

michelle-dickMichelle “Mike” Obama has named this person as a “One and only Queen Bee.  Thank you for being a role model for young girls around the world”

Here are some quotes from the Queen Bee:

  • Can you lick my Skittles, it’s the sweetest in the middle
  • Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle
  • I can’t wait till I get home so you can turn that cherry out
  • First both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby, I’m bad
  •  Yeah, he’s so horny he wants to fuck
  • He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse
  • He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown
  • Hand prints and good grips on my ass
  • Gimme that daddy long stroke
  • I’m gonna kiss up and rub up and feel up.Kiss up and rub up and feel up on you.
  • I’m into havin’ sex, I ain’t into makin’ love
  • So come gimme a hug, if you into gettin’ rubbed
  • Goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness
  • Middle fingers up, put them hands high

Michelle had tears in her eyes when she told America how horrible Donald Trump is.  Fuck that.  We’re electing a President not a husband.  Speaking of husbands, has Bill Clinton raped anyone this week?  He’s the real low-life shit in this election.

I’ll let the Loyal Readers name who this “Role Model” is and feel free to add more quotes.

 

 MICHELLE OBAMA’S ROLE MODEL

 

 


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  • George Fischer October 19, 2016, 14:12

    Walt ,
    I am a big fan of Janis Carter , and own a rare copy of the Book ” 50 Years with Bigfoot ” that she and Mary Green authored together . I also recently purchased a copy of Mary Green’s book ( 8 1/2 X 11 ) ” Bigfoot at my Door ” copyright 2003 . I have not read Mary Green’s book yet . George Fischer Harrison , Ohio

    PS: I can’t stand the Clintons !!

  • Walt October 20, 2016, 08:11

    Thanks for the comment George. You might like this post:
    http://luckypuppy.net/more-than-just-footprints/
    Unless you’re implying that Michelle is really Bigfoot.

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