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On the First Day of Facebook…..

It’s been eight years since Mark Zuckerberg put Facebook on the Internet. Today, Facebook goes public with shares going for $38. Expectations are that by close of business Facebook will be worth 104 BILLION dollars. That’s a long way from a Harvard dorm room. That would make it worth more than Disney, Ford and Kraft Foods. It would be the second-largest U.S.-listed IPO behind only Visa. Facebook’s market debut, the biggest tech company IPO ever, should create 1,000 millionaires overnight.

So in the spirit of the day we here at the Lucky Puppy present….

THE TWELVE DAYS OF FACEBOOK

(Sing Damn it)

On the First Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

An Invite to play some

On the Second Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Two Nerds in College       

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

On the Third Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Three profile pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

On the Fourth Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

On the Fifth Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

 

On the Sixth Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

 

On the Seventh Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Seven Facebook Searches

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

On the Eighth Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Eight Lawsuits Pending 

Seven Facebook Searches

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

 

On the Ninth Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Nine Status Updates

Eight Lawsuits Pending

Seven Facebook Searches

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

 

On the Tenth Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Ten LMAOs
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Nine Status Updates

Eight Lawsuits Pending

Seven Facebook Searches

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

On the Eleventh Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Eleven Posted Pictures

Ten LMAOs

Nine Status Updates

Eight Lawsuits Pending

Seven Facebook Searches

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville

On the Twelve Day of Facebook

My True Love Gave to me

Twelve Angry Comments

Eleven Posted Pictures

Ten LMAOs

Nine Status Updates

Eight Lawsuits Pending

Seven Facebook Searches

Six Likes of Status

FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

Four Facebook Stalkers

Three Profile Pictures

Two Nerds in College

and

An Invite to play some Farmville.

[ed note: A BIG HUG and Thank you for my daughter Rosie for coming up with this idea and most of the list.]

 


{ 3 comments… add one }
  • Abby May 18, 2012, 06:16

    Awesome!! (Except for the part where I’m going to be humming that damn song all the live long day…sigh) Good job! 🙂

  • Walt May 18, 2012, 08:07

    I’m with you. Have been spontaneously belting out FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!

  • Laura May 18, 2012, 20:43

    Expand your facebook farmville plot quickly by adding neighbors and getting the experience. By day three, you should have enough money to purchase a bigger farm, if you have enough neighbors.

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