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OLYMPIC DRINKING GAME AND OTHER STUFF

Yeah, we’re going there. So load up your favorite beverages (even soda or milk) and cheer away.  Print out this Official Lucky Puppy Olympics Bingo Card.  I you see or hear something on the card, DRINK!!!  Have a lot of fun with this but please don’t drive drunk.

Don’t Drink and Drive.

Official Booze of the XXX Olympics.

Did anyone else find it ironic that during the part of the Olympic opening ceremony that was dedicated to the national health care system, they played the theme to The Exorcist?

Just read that the Olympic athletes are being provided with over 100,000 condoms.Let’s see some of that on MSNBC.

If it’s the XXX Olympics why isn’t anyone naked?

GOOD LUCK OLYMPIANS, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

Unless you’re from North Korea. Then Run, you got out of the country, run and never go back.

For the London Olympics, Quidditch will be a demonstration sport.

That Olympic road-race posed one crucial question to me: how many cameras can one Japanese man own!?

I cannot describe how disappointed I am that the Congo weren’t in single file in the Olympic Opening Ceremony.

Team Great Britain – The empire strikes back.

Wasn’t great to see the Germans march into the stadium? No mean feat since they’ve been trying to since 1940.

The Cubans and the Somalians are favored to fight for the gold in sailing.

The Greece is in the Olympics. Afterwards they’re going to drive cabs until they can pay for the trip home.

Sat here in my house built by the Polish, on my French sofa, eating an Italian pizza made by American company Dominoes, watching the Olympics (Greek) on my Japanese TV, writing this on my Chinese computer.

God I’m proud to be British!

 


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