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To Home School or not to Home School?   This is the question we’re struggling with right now.  We’ve got an ONLINE SCHOOL picked out that seems to be a good one.  Why you might ask?  Well here are some warning signs that you might want to pull your kid out of public school.

1. Parents are complaining that your kid’s grades are fucking up The Curve.

2. You kid’s teacher next year is not wrong for being Gay, he’s wrong because he’s a bullying ASSHOLE.

3. Your kid’s reading level is higher than her teacher.

4. During Open House you can’t decide if the school is a Third World Refugee Camp or just a medium security Prison.

5. Homeschooling is the first thing you and the EX have agreed on in years.

6.  More kids at  school wear gang colors instead of school colors.

7. You finally notice that the school colors ARE gang colors.

8. The risk of your kid being raped in junior high is reduced by 20% if you home school.

9. If you Home School you won’t have to deal with that zoo called “Pick Up/ Drop Off”.

10.  You can finally be a parent instead of a homework monitor.



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  • Andy August 22, 2010, 05:16

    Libs/leftists/progressives (what ever they brand themselves to avoid Marxists) luv 2 talk about 2 Americas or the have/have nots. I have said for yrs it will come 2 pass but be made up of those that have a good education and the rest. Its most tell’n that that the politicians who fight hardest to maintain public school monopoly and block any parental choice will only send THIER children 2 the best private schools.

  • Walt May 19, 2011, 08:52

    Now as we wrap up the Fifth Grade, I can look back and see that the decision to pull Rosie out of the Public School/Prison System is a success.

    She finally could focus and improve her Math. This led to the final A and the Honor Roll. Huzzah!!

    Fears that she would lose “socialization” were crushed by renewed interest in Girl Scouts and SOFTBALL!!

    I still find it a little weird that she is scheduled to go outside and play for “recess”. She has a developed a great work ethic and refuses to take phone calls before 4 pm. It is also weird that her teacher meets with her at home once a week.

    Go Rosie!! Dad is VERY proud.

    PS: Kudos to Candice for being the SAHM and teacher/home room monitor.

  • Charla July 3, 2011, 15:49

    Super informative writing; keep it up.

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