Big shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland. But let’s face it, that’s clearly bullshit, they didn’t have cars back then.
They really will use any occasion to drink, Steve Irwin hasn’t even been dead that long.
Many cities have banned openly gay marchers from their Saint Pat’s Day parades. Seriously, how can you tell?
Today, 9 out of 10 people will claim they’ve got some Irish in them. 1 in 10 will end up with some Irish in them.
Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station.
A big poster at the front reads “Two Black men wanted for rape!”
Paddy turns to Mick and says “Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs”.
Seven Englishman and an Irishman are in a rape line up….
The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts, “That’s her, the miserable frigid fucker!”
Zoo keeper says to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?”. Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions:
1st I’m not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!”
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