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Clinton Girl Gets Married

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Marc Mezvinsky will stand up this weekend and make Miss Chelsea Clinton an honest woman.  Since he’s been banging her since High School, the reason for the marriage remain unclear.  The current line in Vegas is three gets you five she’s knocked up.

They’ll been Jumping the Broom in Rhinebeck, New York with the festivities costing right up to $5 Million.  400 people will witness the joining.  When asked why the Obamas were not invited Chelsea’s Daddy was heard to say,

“Dude, we’re from Arkansas. Come on.”

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