120.  You will not bounce your helmet off the expediter board in a fit of rage, thereby ruining a perfectly good windshield.
121. No one will be thrown into the Puppy Pond.
122.  Never duct tape anyone with an officer present.

123. Riding nuclear weapons is strictly forbidden.

Even if they’re fake.

124. Do not pose for pictures at Red Flag.

 125.  Pilots will not be Puppy Piled, they’re expensive.
126. Do not store lobsters inside the airplane.  They get loose, die and then stink up the whole place.
127.  Never spike the AMU coffee pot with a whole box of ExLax on your last day in Germany.