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You Can Have YOUR Name on YOUR Jet

Maybe you haven’t heard yet. I sell my paintings. If you want to see my site click here.

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HOW I MET MY EX

I saw her in a bar one night. She was looking fine, so I walked up to her. I said, “I’d like a little pussy.”
“Me too,” she replied, “Mine is as big as a hat.”

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Where’s Your Bed?

I was the unofficial NCOIC of Pranks and Practical Jokes.  As a Tsgt, folks came to me and cleared their antics with me.  They were really asking how much trouble they would get into.  I vetoed many and was ignored a lot. I DID NOT APPROVE 7. M-80’s will not be lit and then flushed. 34. Spiking [...]

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Desert Storm

I’m going out on a limb and posting my first F-117 story from Desert Storm. This is no shit. I was taking my turn as NCOIC of the EOR.  For civilians and Nonners, this means I was in charge of the End of Runway Crew.  EOR is where we get one last look at the [...]

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Missionary Positions

Wouldn’t you Love to have these Missionaries come banging at your door?

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CIA Releases UFO Documents

The Central Intelligence Agency has released 13 million documents.  800,000  pertain to unidentified flying objects.  Readers who have tried to access the CIA library site have been met with the Blue Screen of Death.  This is not a case of “fake news” or hanky panky from the Agency.  I feel is that the site crashed [...]

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Real Klingon Cloaking Device

It’s amazing what you can find on Facebook now a days. Thanks Chris.

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Adsense Doesn’t want to Save Second Base

The Google folks over at Adsense feel that my Breast Cancer Awareness post is lewd.  Ladies, please comment.   I received this email on 7 June. Why was this action taken against my account: Google ads may not be placed on pages with adult or any kinds of non family-safe content. This includes, but is [...]

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You Might be a Muslim

No, Jeff Foxworthy did not write these.
If you’re Boss lives in Guantanamo, you may be a Muslim.

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