10. They don’t do anything without being told to first.
9. It’s hard to maintain a tight formation while puking on yourself.
8. They wear G-Suits.
7. Inverted formation in these shoes? No way.
6. Nobody on Base talks to them.
5. They steal tools and equipment.
4. All their wives have boyfriends.
3. They couldn’t drop a bomb if their life depended on it.
2. They refuse to fly jets that are not surgically clean.
1. All the GOOD Viper pilots are deployed.