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HUNTING JOKES

Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, “Boy am I glad to see you, I’ve been lost for hours.” The second deer hunter said, “That’s nothing, I’ve been lost for a week.” My friend and I went hunting in North Carolina, and ending up shooting him twice. I [...]

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TURKEY FAILS

Make damn sure you know what you’re doing. Here are some do’s and don’ts with deep frying your turkey.

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What is Your Spirit Animal?

Take a quiz to find out which animal guides and protects you. NOT INTO QUIZZES WATCH SOME VIDEOS https://youtu.be/lnjHK_UQkdM https://youtu.be/VSdFPaaJIoc   https://youtu.be/LwEqZ2M52oM   https://youtu.be/iVPLZMyAw_Y https://youtu.be/-FkllRO7dMU   https://youtu.be/RKbCjEsBRXE         https://youtu.be/iFOXcpuz5r4    

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THE BEACH

I’ve always tried to picture that moment. Two hot blondes in cocktail dresses holding another upside down into the toilet with one of them working the handle with their foot. In heels.

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Sylvia Wagner-DeWall is an amazing woman. She escaped the Church of Scientology with her Family and Marraige intact.

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MeWe- It’s Like Facebook for Responsible Adults.

What’s the difference between Facebook and Mewe. Actually, not a lot.

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Cafe Press Blocks Me Again

Café Press sent me this email….   Please support us by tossing what you can afford in our Tip Jar to the right.  Consider coming a Patron of The Lucky Puppy to see posts that Facebook won’t let you see. Memberships start at five bucks a month.

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Slug Bug Don’t Slug Back

Jamie, Rosie and I play Slug Bug all the time.  But there are rules. Car lots don’t count. The neighbor’s bug doesn’t count. The color has to be accurate.  Mint not Green. Never slug the driver. THE SCORING         Yeah, they don’t count. QUIZ Special Bugs score three points. We also play [...]

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Parenting

Like life, you parent in stages.  You learn as you go. CLICK HERE  

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Think About This

Anyway. I was driving to Aldi’s to get some milk and bread when I saw Frank. I waved him as I passed but he just stared at me. When I got to Aldi’s I grabbed some milk and bread. But then I also got some eggs and sausage and coffee. Now I brought my own [...]

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