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White Woman Calls the Cops on a Black BBQ

Here comes the charcoal  police. April 29, 2018,Oakland, Ca – At around 11:20 AM a white woman approached a black man named Deacon for having a BBQ grill at Lake Merritt today. She told him he could not BBQ there and called the police. She would not leave Deacon alone. A young black woman was [...]

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The Story the Vatican Doesn’t Want You to Read

The Vatican is in turmoil after a magistrate ruled earlier this month that Cardinal George Pell, the most senior Vatican official to be charged in the Catholic Church sex abuse crisis, will stand trial in Australia on charges of alleged sexual abuse of multiple victims, decades ago. However, after Wednesday May 16th, 2018, you may [...]

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Chippie’s List

Have you seen Skippy’s List on the internet? I hereby present Chippie’s List. Feel free to add to the list but don’t make shit up. You won’t have to. The list is restricted to Hahn AB.

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Aircraft Schematics

If you ever wanted to know what’s really inside of a F-117 Stealth fighter, here’s your chance.

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REDSKIN CHEERLEADERS

The Redskin NFL cheerleaders posed nude for a photo shoot. Our crack team of reporters got to the bottom of this story. In 2013, the Washington Redskins took their cheerleading squad to Costa Rica.  Some of the ladies were concerned when the Redskin officials took their passports on arrival.  The location of the shoot was [...]

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ROOMBA MAINTENANCE

If your Roomba just spins and spins in mindless circles, the problem might be her wheels.

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Desert Storm

I’m going out on a limb and posting my first F-117 story from Desert Storm. This is no shit. I was taking my turn as NCOIC of the EOR.  For civilians and Nonners, this means I was in charge of the End of Runway Crew.  EOR is where we get one last look at the [...]

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The Only Air-to-Air Kill for the British Phantom

On May 25th 1982, Squadron Leader Roy Lawrence and his RIO Lt. Alistair Inverarity of RAF 92 Squadron were sitting in their McDonnell Douglas Phantom FGR.2 XV (SN: XV422) on ZULU alert at RAF Wildenrath.

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Crazy Californian Laws

When I lived in Nevada, my Dad thought I was on parole and couldn’t leave the State.  Dad lived in Monterey County.  I told him, “I can’t come to California.  I can’t bring my gun.  They have a shoot on sight smoking policy, the red meat is illegal and they’re working on the yellow cheese.” [...]

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Re-Enlistments

Re-enlisting in the military is a solemn, sober ceremony.
I, _(State Your Name)____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me…

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