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My Ex Gets a Driver’s License

She was 28 and didn’t have a license. We would drive around in my Nissan pick up. Yeah it was dating.

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WHY HELP THIS GIRL GO TO COLLEGE?

Rosie needs your support in college and here’s why.

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HOW I MET MY EX

I saw her in a bar one night. She was looking fine, so I walked up to her. I said, “I’d like a little pussy.”
“Me too,” she replied, “Mine is as big as a hat.”

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Ahoy Matey!!!!

Boy did I almost blow it. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARRRGH. We here at The Puppy have a long standing tradition of all things Pirate.

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