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Britney Spears Rehab Doll

Move over Trailer Trash Barbie, you have competition. Metro.co.uk has reported the sale of a new action figure doll. Complete with new doo and straight jacket, it is brutal in the English fashion. It is packaged with the “Not for Children” warning. This might be confusing. Is the doll not for children, or is Brit herself not appropriate?
Britney’s life may be spinning out of control but it’s Karma coming around. She hasn’t been very popular here in Las Vegas since she stiffed the waitress at the Aladdin casion for a coffee. There are two taboos in Vegas. Don’t cheat the Casino and don’t stiff the help. While having dinner the Britster threw a fit because the cafe didn’t have her mocha, latte, whatever coffee. The Waitress (who WAS a big fan) went across the street to Starbucks and personally bought little whinning Britney a coffee. When the dinner wrapped up not only did Miss Spears not tip the waitress but didn’t even pay her for the drink.
Contrary to popular beleif, Las Vegans have a Long memory. “What happens in Vegas, might get plastered all over the Internet.
So are we sorry that poor Britney has a rehab doll to add to her collection? Nope. We kinda want to add it our collection. Are we rooting for Kevin to get the kids? Hell yes.


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