If you haven’t seen Rouge One because you didn’t make bail or parole or the only channel you get in your ward is the weather channel. Don’t worry because there are no spoilers here.
When I left the theater after seeing Rogue One, I was musing philosophically. I’ve channeled my Nazi Mom to draw some similarities between the battleship Bismarck and the Death Star.
Obviously, there can be other analogies between the Bismarck and the Death Star. Feel free to comment on my theory or draw your own analogies.