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Are you Zoned for Zombies?

H. R. 3962
“To provide affordable, quality health care for all Americans and reduce
the growth in health care spending, and for other purposes.”

Other purposes in deed!

Under provisions of the Obamacare Bill (HR3962) both public and private property was zoned in regards to care for Zombism and restrictions of the growth of Zombism and Zombies specifically. Click here to read entire contents of HR3962.

Specifically:

19 (a) COMMUNITY ZONING
20     (1) Zombie free public. Zombie services not allowed.
21     (2) Restricted Zombie public. Maximum of five(5) Zombies per block.
22     (3) Limited Zombie public. Maximum of one(1) Zombie per business location.
23     (4) Designated Zombie public. Unrestricted number of Zombies in Zoned area.
24     (5) Zombie free private. Zero (0) Zombies allowed per household.
25     (6) Restricted Zombie private. Maximum of five(5) Zombies per household.
26     (7) Limited Zombie private. Maximum of one(1) Zombie per household.
27     (8) Designated Zombie private. Unrestricted number of Zombies in household.

Read SECTION 212 in its entirety HERE.


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