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Boy did I almost blow it. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARRRGH. We here at The Puppy have a long standing tradition of all things Pirate.

Hi. This is Bryan with his eye patch.

That if you think 2007 is “Way Back When”. Our journey into all things Pirate started with Bryan Killian (16). He was kicked out of school for dressing as a pirate. AAARRGH. Furthermore, Killian professes to follow “Pastafarianism”. Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being ‘absolute divine beings’, and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

The North Buncombe County School Board ruled that Killian’s eye patch was “disruptive”. His mother, while sympathetic to her son’s viewpoint, sided with the School Board.

Killian has since returned to school, sans patch.

All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! ARRRGH!

The President met today with the Head of the Pastafarian Church of America.

Interested in Pastafarianism? Read more about it here.

The ex called all my friends my “Merry Gang of Pirates”. So I made shirts for them. Buy it.

Buy it.

Watch our videos.

The Queen Anne’s Revenge

The QAR is part restaurant, part Pirate Museum. Number One Son worked for them for years. Great food at great prices. Ironically, they serve great pasta.

 

QAR

Alas they’ve struck their colors. ARRRRG!

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  • walt313 September 19, 2013, 07:31

    The Queen Anne’s Revenge has been scuttled again. Ye won’t be eating there Matey. ARRRRRGGGHH!

  • Skyla September 21, 2015, 09:39

    Arrrgh! Well, where’s a Pirate to eat in Charleston now? We used to own that port and now it’s all land lubbers!

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