This Seat is Taken

Apparently President Obama was watching the RNC convention.  He (or maybe his staff) tweeted a riposte to Clint Eastwood’s “Empty Chair”. Allow us to retort…

 

“This seat is taken, go fuck yourself.”

 

“This seat is taken by Arab Obama.”

 

“This seat is taken by Afro Obama.”

 

“This seat is taken by Alfred E. Newman.”

 

“This seat is taken by Mckayla Maroney.”

 

“This seat is taken by Joe Biden.”

 

“This is seat is taken by Tokin’ Barry.”

 

But actually, this seat is taken by no one.

 

The 2012 RNC Convention Events Schedule

2012 Republican National Convention
Schedule of Events

 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG CEREMONY
 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA
 7:20 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – “Invoking  Our God Almighty to Calm the Seas”- Cardinal Timothy Dolan
 7:45 pm Life Boat Drill.
 7:55 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
 8:00 pm “The Myths of Global Warming”- Bill Nye
 8:30 pm “The Wonders of the Female Body”- Todd Akins
 8:55 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
 9:00 pm Tribute to Seal Team Six- Marcus Luttrell
 9:30 pm Memorial service for Ronald Reagan
 9:55 pm Barrack Obama Blooper Reel on Jumbo-tron,
10:00 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
10:05 pm “Drill Baby Drill!”- A Musical Cabaret starring Sarah Palin
10:30 pm Selective Readings, Poetry and “Recipes from My Mother”- Micheal Savage
11:00 pm KEYNOTE ADDRESS- Ronald Reagan
11:45 pm “A Convention Without Walls”- Rush Limbaugh
11:50 pm Live Execution on Jumbo-tron- Huntsville Prison, Texas
12:15 am “For Those Imperiled on the Sea”- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
12:25 am Mass viewing of the Emergency Broadcast System Message on the Jumbo-tron.
12:30 am Delegates ordered to don life jackets- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
12:45 am NOMINATION OF MITT ROMNEY – Governor Mike Huckabee
12:55 am MITT ROMNEY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH- Live from a Motel Six in Bradenton, Florida
1:15 am Broadcast of General Distress Signal- Fox News
1:25 am “Nearer My God to Thee”- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
1:30 am FIRING OF THE DISTRESS ROCKETS- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
1:55 am GENERAL EVACUATION OF DELEGATES ORDERED- Paul Ryan
2:00 am Search and rescue of survivors begun- United States Coast Guard