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My Vacuum Called a Time Out

Like a building storm, it started out slow. It started with Pledge Multi-Surface Everyday Cleaner. That let me finally wipe the TV screen. Which begat the computer screen. The Computer Screen begat the keyboard and the keyboard led to the desk. The desk looked so good that the Electronics Center got its due. The PS3,printer,dvd,and [...]

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Obama Screws Up Again

So Old George Bush was stupid huh? So how come your Super-Intelligent Harvard Professor President doesn't know to shut the fuck up during a National Anthem? Any country's National Anthem. Did he not recognize "God Save the Queen"? Did he think it was "My Country tis of Thee"? Watch Queen Elizabeth tell him to "nick [...]

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Can the Obama Administration Get Anything Right?

On his way to the G8 summit, President Obama made a 24 stop in Ireland to see his great-great-great-grandfather's village of Moneygall.  Then this happened... Click here if you can't see the Youtube video. The multi-million dollar "Beast" is defeated by a gate. Specifically the lock thingy in the middle. The President and First Lady [...]

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Girl’s Softball and Unexpected Parenting

Right off the bat, I want to say I was pissed. I missed Rosie's whole softball season. I had visions of sitting in the stands and rooting for the Devils. Pictures of Rosie at the bat. Pictures of Rosie at Shortstop and Second base and sometimes Third.   Hell...I might have even brought the trumpet to [...]

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Countdown to Rapture

In the spirit of full disclosure I want to go on record that I'm Christian. I was Baptized Catholic, confirmed as a Lutheran. Was a Mormon for a while and now am reading the Gnostic Gospels. God and the Devil, Good  and Evil are very real in my life. I won't debate you on it. [...]

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Navy SEALS Magazine

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Bin Laden Porn Stash Revealed

It seems that Osama's Been Wackin' now that the DoD has revealed that a "Treasure Trove of Pornography" was found in Osama's house. This comes on the tail of stories of bootleg DirectTV and American Idol Marathons. Along with a huge cache of Pepsi and . there were also cases of Kleenex and Vaseline Intensive [...]

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Know the Rules

Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet * even your friends… 6. [...]

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Osama Been Lately- An Update

Osama bin Laden, still dead. Yeah I spelled it wrong up there. Sue me. What's with the new spelling? "Usama"? Who are we kidding? Or more to the point whose ass are we kissing? Are we being "sensitive" to other people's feelings? Are we not going to publish pictures of his shot up dead ass?  [...]

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Osama Sleeps with the Fishes

This is a great idea. I wish I had thought of it.

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