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Lunch with Santa

We went to Denny's for lunch. It was Rosie's seventh birthday and she got to pick. She was getting a little rowdy and on a trip to the bathroom I pointed out this man having lunch. He had a long white beard and was wearing a red lumberjack shirt and suspenders. "Watch it," I said [...]

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Kryptonite Found

LONDON (Reuters) April 24, 2007- Kryptonite, which robbed Superman of his powers, is no longer the stuff of comic books and films.A mineral found by geologists in Serbia shares virtually the same chemical composition as the fictional kryptonite from outer space, used by the superhero's nemesis Lex Luther to weaken him in the film "Superman [...]

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The Five Monkeys

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs underneath it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold [...]

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Australian Rules

Every now and then I get an email from someone that catches my eye. You know then kind that says, "Send this to everyone you know." Rather than clogging up your in box, I post them here.Take it or leave it.Subject: Lets hear it for AustraliaMuslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were [...]

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Never Discuss Science with a Kid.

You never know where it might lead. My seven year old daughter, Rosie asked where do falling stars hit when they fall? I said, "Stars don't fall, what you see is a meteor."Things then went all to hell.Rosie: "What's a meteor?"Dad: "A rock."Rosie:"What happens when it hits?"Dad: "How big a rock?"Rosie: "As big as a [...]

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Bizarre Assault

London, England. APRIL 15 2007. One of the most bizarre assault cases I have ever heard of took place not too long ago. A woman by the name of Felicha Marin, an 18-year old woman, was caught trying to steal a pair of shoes from a store named "Lizard", which is located on Hill Street, [...]

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Blue Angel Down

It is with profound sadness that I share that LtCmdr Kevin J. Davis was killed Saturday when his F/A-18 crashed during an air show in Beaufort S.C. Davis was number six on the Blue Angels, the Navy Air Demonstration squadron. Davis was rejoining the formation of six aircraft when he struck the ground.No cause for [...]

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40 Reasons for Gun Control

1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns. 2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control. 3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify [...]

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Virginia Tech

Had to post that last picture as a last ditch effort to find humor today. Tragedy struck today at Virginia Technical University. Students and faculty gunned down in their classroom by some as of now, unnamed madman.The media is in a feeding frenzy and is already pointed fingers and searching for blame as sharks follow [...]

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Hummer Guys

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